1. demilypyro:

    this is the baiken of fat titties reblog to get fat titties

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  2. mollyjames:

    squadron-of-damned:

    for the entire time Baldur’s Gate 3 has been out, not to mention early access, I have not seen a single correctly colored tiefling, so I suppose I have to do everything by myself around here.

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    me, suddenly connecting the dots on which mutuals are reblogging this:

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  3. nnugatoryextravagance:

    This has no right being this fucking funny

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  4. lor-e-lai:

    lor-e-lai:

    ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID

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    POSTED ON A PIECE OF ART OF A TRANS MAN NUDE NOT EVEN LIKE PORN JUST A NUDE TRANS MAN ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID

    “There r minors around” THEY FUCKING SHOULDNT BE !!! GO AW

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  5. thedurvin asked:

    Are JO crystals a real new age belief or is that another Tumblr joke? I tried googling and didn’t find anything but I wondered if it’s just because I don’t know the real term…

    cryptotheism:

    JO crystals are a somethingawful joke! And they refer to Orgone Crystals, an actual new-age occult concept.

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    They’re based on the Orgone theories of one Wilhelm Reich

     

  6. catgirl-milk:

    Tumblr transfems will see the word girlbulge and just reblog without thinking

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    Tagged #youre right
     
  7. amtrak-official:

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    ultrafacts:

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    majikkant:

    ultrafacts:

    Source

    Video of Tama

    Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

    The picture in the background of the second one

    Tama is boss

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    THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

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    Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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    For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

    Beautiful.

    Now I’m crying thanks

    and a new cat was hired right?

    yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

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    she works very hard

    Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

    Law

    I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

    Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

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    ^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

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    Yontama.

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    a legacy

    okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

    “Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]

    As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.

    Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

    You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

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    The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

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    Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

    you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

    You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

    So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

    And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

    But no-


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    ITS TAMA!

    Always reblogging this.

    BEST THING ON TUMBLR EVER.

    Shintoism is such a neat belief structure to me - I was raised Catholic and there’s this constant sense that it’s functionally a solved system; the dogma is established and except for a new saint now and then it’s done growing.

    The idea that you can elevate a new god is really nice, there’s something vital and living within that concept; that belief can and will grow with the world around it.

    Genuinely bless any religion in which “we promoted this very nice cat to the status of god” is a thing that not only can theoretically happen, but isn’t even controversial or weird when it does

    @amtrak-official
    hey can we have train cats in the US please

    If they work very hard, then yes, a cat can work at our stations

     

  8. bigfatsocialist:

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    I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

    This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

    Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

    w-what if potato is actually lucky

    No fucking way. No fucking way was it this one.

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  9. preservationofnormalcy:

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    I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

    You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me (do people use kofi for that or tumblr’s built in system? Let me know what you prefer) or buying a print or sticker here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

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  10. unforgivablecontent:

    June and Dave play monkeyball